President Robert Mugabe Calls Zimbabwean Olympic Team 'Useless'

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has allegedly instructed the country's Police to arrest and detain the entire Zimbabwean Olympic Team when they arrive at Harare International Airport.

Zimbabwe which was represented by a team of 31 athletes is among the countries which went home empty-handed. The closest any of the athletes came to win a contest was the 8th position.

Mr. Mugabe who is incensed with the team’s performance told the Police Chief to arrest all the team members and detain them.

“We have wasted the country’s money on these rats we call athletes. If you are not ready to sacrifice and win even copper or brass medals (referring the 4th and 5th positions) as our neighbors Botswana did, then why do you go to waste our money” he said.

He added that, the money invested in the team to represent the country could have been used to provide amenities and build schools.

“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to 5 women, what is the essence? I will make sure we share the cost across board for all of them to pay back to government chest even if it take 10 years recoup, now it turns out to be a soft loan we have given them to go and visit Brazil as tourist, they are useless ‘, he concluded.